Q. Why did you invent a Robot Sex Machine?
A. Like many inventions origin, I wanted something,
imagined it, searched for it, could not find it, so I
made it. As they say necessity is the mother of
invention, in this case it was desire rather than
Q. How would you describe your Robot Sex
simplest way to describe it would be to say it is a
truly hands free, fully adjustable robotic sex toy
Q. This machine looks like nothing I have ever
seen before, why?
A. To get the motion I wanted, the mechanical arms
have to be exposed on the outside, plus the stand is an
important part of my design, so yes, it is not much to
look at, but that’s not the point of it. Most toys made
for a penis try to build it all in one, with everything
inside a case of some kind. To get the movement actions
I wanted, I had to try a different approach, so that's
why my machine looks like nothing you have seen before.
The number one priority of my machine is how it feels on
your penis. Everything else comes second, and to achieve
this I designed it like it is.
Q. Your Robot Sex Machine looks homemade?
A. That’s because it is. I build them to order. It’s
not what it looks like, like I said, it is designed and
built to do one thing, and it does that extremely well .
Q. Why did you decide to sell them?
A. Every time I use it, I still can’t believe how
well it works, and I think back to the days when I only
dreamed about a machine that can do what mine does. I
remember how I felt after reading some description of a
wonderful new powered stroker, buying it, and then
feeling disappointed as it did not deliver what it said
it would. I wasted alot of cash on crap sextoys, so I
have been there, where many people are today, that's why
I want to share my machine, give people the opportunity
to buy something really good, and new. Something they
have never seen before, something that actually works.
Something that can be used in many positions and
situations. Many sextoys do not show a demonstration, as
it would fall far short of the description used to sell
it. I figured I would just show it in action, and let it
Q. Who would use a Robot Sex Machine?
Someone who watches porn while jerking off basically.
Haha, I know that's a lot of people. So seriously,
someone who enjoys masturbation a lot, I mean a lot.
Someone who likes to spend an hour or two, or afternoon
of self loving. Someone who wants to experience a truly
hands free masturbation session. Ideally it’s for a
person who already uses a sex toy, and wants more,
someone who wants to take it to the next level.
Q. Who should not buy a Robot Sex Machine?
A. Well if you have never been in a sex shop, or
browsed a sex toy website, or never bought a sex toy
before, do not start with this machine. Not everyone
likes sex toys and masturbation to the level I do. I
feel I have perfected hands free mastubation with this
machine, so if you only enjoy self love once in a while,
and are fine with your hand, and have never used a
fleshlight or similar adult toy, my robot is too much
Q. Will it work with any size penis?
A. Yes and no, the quickshot I include in this kit
is designed for a standard size penis, so if you think
the Quickshot by Fleshlight is too small (narrow), you
may have to be creative and use a different toy in its
place, however penis length should not matter, as the
robot is so adjustable, you can make it work, it may not
stroke the whole length if your 10 inches long, but it
was not designed for just length strokes, it works best
on the top half of a penis, where it focuses on the head
and top part of a penis. Again, watch the demo video to
see what I mean, and you will see where this machine
Q. What else do I need to use the machine?
A. For a V1 robot, you need a Windows computer, V2
does not need a computer, you will also need some lube,
Q. Do I have to have a windows computer for a
version 1 robot?
A. Yes, version 1 of this sex machine plugs into the
USB port and is controlled by a program on your windows
computer. It is designed to be connected to a PC so you
can change the speed and movement patterns to be exactly
what you want.
For version 2 there are dials you turn to move the
servos, and you can record up to 30 mins of stroking moves
to each of 4 buttons (pre-sets) and these are saved on a
Q. What is a version 2 robot?
A. Version 2 is the same robot design as version 1
but uses a different control method. It has an attached
control box that offers the ability to move the robot
the same as the computer controlled one (V1) can, so you
just plug in the robot to the power outlet, and press a
button and it will start moving. You still create custom
patterns and save them, but you record the movements
right in the control box as you turn the dials to move
Q. Is it wireless or bluetooth?
A. No. I did not want to make it more complicated
than it needs to be. My robot sex machine does one
thing, and does it extremely well, moves a sex toy
around in a very realistic, pleasurable way.
Q. What are the advantages of your Robot Sex
A. There are many:
- watch the video and see how it moves, now show me
anything else that can do that!
- it`s compact (fits in a lunchbox)
- it's quiet
- very durable (stand and motors)
- can be used in many positions (laying down, sitting,
- programmable (user has precise control of stroke
length, speed, gyration and twisting motion)
- user can create patterns and save them
- the stand is 360 degree adjustable and can accomodate
- can be mounted to a chair, desk, rail, pipe or tube,
table, floor (some additional clamps may be needed - sold
separately - not included)
- can move as slow as you want, or as fast as it can go
- toys are rubber mounted to provide natural motion
without robotic jerking and the flexibility built in
allows it to twist and follow the stroking path better
(safer too - it won’t break your penis you can hold onto the toy and
the arms just stretch the mounts)
- repairable - if a motor burns out after 100 hours
(for example), it can be replaced
- best of all, it simulates a natural motion because it
can twist and tilt while it goes up and down, and move in
a gyration and swiveling motion - see video for example,
it’s hard to describe.
Q. Are there any disadvantages with your robot?
A. Yes, there are a few minor ones which are quickly
forgotten when you start using it. It is not convenient
(not for rubbing out a quick one as they say). You need
to plug it into an AC outlet and plug the USB cable into
a windows computer (version 2 needs no computer, just
plug into a power outlet (US style plug) and press one
of the 4 pre-set program buttons). It takes a few mins
to set up and put away. It is a little expensive, but
like most things, you get what you pay for.
Q. How fast does it go?
A. Not sure what the max strokes per minute are, it
can go at a fairly decent speed. Remember, this machine
is not about speed, it can not go as fast as some
fucking machines out there, it was not designed to. What
it does do is move in a realistic way, it can pause,
stop, slow down, speed up, gyrate, swivel, pump and
circle a penis, all at the users control. The robot sex
machine is more of a penis pleasuring device, not only a
stroker, its meant for edging and/or simulating the
feeling of oral sex, and basically replacing your hand.
It’s perfect for a nice, long masturbation session,
where you want to draw it out, watch a full adult scene
or movie while your being pleasured, not a quick wank,
it can do that, but you get the most out of it with
slower to medium speeds with it gyrating and swirling
around your penis at a natural speed, like when getting
oral sex performed on you, it’s not about speed.
Q. Is it easy to use?
A. Yes, the software is very easy to use (No
software with version 2). The actual robot is also easy
to use and set up. The key to this device is the
positioning that the stand/mount offers. Since the
robotic part of the machine has a limited range of
movement, it needs to be placed in the right spot so it
can use its full range of motion on your penis. With the
included stand/mount, you can adjust it to any position
and angle to get it in the perfect spot in relation to
your penis, and by tilting it a tiny bit, it applies
pressure and motion to different parts of your penis,
the smallest adjustment can really change the sensation
alot. I include some tips to get the most out of your
new robot sex machine, in fact the more you use it
(practice makes perfect), the better it will become as
you find out what positions and strokes you like the
Q. Does anyone else sell these?
A. No, I have never seen anything like my invention,
it is so unique that it is now patent pending -
robotsexmachine.com is the only place to get one.
Q. How long does it take to get one?
A. It will take a couple of weeks after you order to
get it, as I am building these to order, I do not have a
factory or anything like that. I will try to have full
open communication with my customers the best I can, as
I really care about my invention, and want everyone who
orders one to have a positive experience and really love
their robot sex machine.
Q. What about terms and conditions?
A. The terms and conditions are like all products of
this nature, this is sold as A NOVELTY TOY ONLY, use at
your own risk. I am not responsible for anything. That
being said, I will stand by my robot, if there is a
problem, I will try to fix it, through email, or even
send me back the robot unit (not the fleshlight or
stand) and I will repair it (may be cost involved with
repair). My own machine has over 100 hours on it with
all the original parts, so I do not expect anyone to
have a problem, I test each robots function (on a bench,
testing the robotics) before shipping.
Q. So what do I get when I buy this Robot Sex
A. Everything you need is in the box (except a
- You get the robotic power head (part with the moving
arms) which includes the power adapter and USB cable
attached (or control box in the V2).
- You get the adjustable stand with a long and short
arm, as well as a ball joint type adapter so you can join
the long and short arm together to make an extended arm.
- You get the locking suction cup base, that is how you attach
it to things (smooth surfaces), and I am including a
section of plastic board (6 X 12 inches) to use as a base,
however, it’s just to get you started, you may want to
attach it to something else smooth, or a permanent hardware install (using screws & some extra clamps/mounts/hardware - available online).
The instructions describe how to set it up for sitting or laying down.
- Also included is the quickshot (sealed package, which
has a sample lube packet inside the box).
- I am including a bunch of extra silicon bands used to
attach the sextoy to the robot arms, as these can wear out
after 10-20 hours of use, and can be replaced in 30
seconds with no tools. This is the only part that needs to
be replaced once in a while if needed, just like any
machine, there are consumable parts, in this case it's a
silicon band, these are very cheap and available
- (ONLY V1) Last thing you get is a
DVD disk with a couple of programs used to control the
robot, and save your custom routines. One program is free
from the manufacturer of the micro USB controller I use in
building the robot, the other program is a custom
application made just for this robot. The software is also
available for direct download from a shared online folder
- (ONLY V1) I include a bunch of
routines and stroking patterns I have created to get you
started right away. You may never make your own and just
use the ones I created - they are really good. The scripts
are also available for direct download from a shared
- (ONLY V2) robots will ship with the
4 pre-set buttons already programmed so you can try it
right away without having to practice making your own